Some Kind of Monster

Mississauga St. Michael's Majors vs Sudbury Wolves

2012-01-29T21:55:00.003-05:00

The Majors lose 4-1 to the Sudbury Wolves.

http://www.stmichaelsmajors.com/

http://www.sudburywolves.com/

Mark Forward with Graham Chittenden and Richard Ryder, January 28th 2012

2012-01-28T23:51:00.000-05:00

Hilarious show at Yuk Yuk's in Mississauga featuring funny guys Mark Forward (@Mark_Forward - www.markforward.com), Graham Chittenden (@GrahamChit) and Richard Ryder (@TheRichardRyder)!

2012-01-27T18:56:00.002-05:00

Please, everyone stop with the Mayan 2012 End of the World crap.

NASA has facts. Here, put this in your mind gullet:

http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2012.html

2012-01-25T14:59:00.002-05:00

Yes, please keep stuffing your big fat mouth with chips while talking to me on the phone, the crunching sound makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

2012-01-24T14:08:00.003-05:00

I love how people spew "facts" without first researching it. Thankfully we now have Google to make them look like dumb fucks in front of everyone.

Mississauga St. Michael's Majors vs Saginaw Spirit

2012-01-22T18:23:00.000-05:00

Majors lose 3-1 vs the Saginaw Spirit.

http://www.stmichaelsmajors.com/

http://www.saginawspirit.com/

2012-01-18T22:53:00.001-05:00

"Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word."

- Ned Stark, A Game of Thrones (George R. R. Martin)

2012-01-15T13:39:00.002-05:00

If I was to invent a tracking device, I'd make sure I wouldn't put a very noticeable large blinking light on it.

Demetri Martin with Levi MacDougall, January 13th 2012

2012-01-13T23:53:00.000-05:00

First row, perfectly centered.

Demetri Martin, being hilarious. (@DemetriMartin)

http://demetrimartin.com/

Funny guy Levi MacDougall (@levimacdougall) doing the beer unicorn.

http://www.levimacdougall.com/

2012-01-11T16:34:00.001-05:00

Every time we have cake at work for a special occasion, it always looks a lot better than it tastes.

2012-01-09T16:35:00.002-05:00

I realized today that there are three things that instantly make me mad. I wish it was world hunger or political corruptions or little puppies getting strangled but alas, it's nothing that serious.

Here they are, in no particular order:

1) The Star Wars prequels. I looked forward to The Phantom Menace like I've never looked forward to anything before. I watched the sneak peak and the trailer about a million times. I stood in line at 6am for 8 hours for presale tickets, and then another 8 hours before the show. But then, the movie sucked. I was crushed.

2) The ending of LOST. I somehow knew it was going to be a disaster but I kept hoping. It sucked, bad. I realize that the pressure was on for this to end well, and I couldn't figure out how'd they end it properly. Evidently neither did the people who wrote for the show.

3) Patrick Roy getting traded from the Montreal Canadiens. I was a huge Habs fan (I still am, but not as passionately) and Patrick Roy was my favourite player. Then the Habs traded him in what is considered to be one of the worst trades ever. I couldn't believe it. I actually stopped watching hockey from about 1995 to 2004.

Years later, these things still piss me off to no extent.

Toronto Rock vs Calgary Roughnecks

2012-01-08T22:44:00.000-05:00

Raising the banner for the Toronto Rock's 6th Championship!

... Unfortunately the Rock lost the game 12-9 against the Calgary Roughnecks.

2012-01-04T19:06:00.002-05:00

I know Twitter isn't a big deal, and getting tweets from "celebrities" isn't a huge deal either but on the other hand I just think it's kind of cool because you get to interact with people you pretty much would never have a chance to otherwise.

This guy, Michael Santini played for the Brampton Battalion (OHL Team) and I always used to shout out his name like a Jawa in Star Wars (they yell out "Utini!". I thought I'd share it with him and he retweeted it and now I have a warm fuzzy feeling inside.

2012-01-01T14:15:00.001-05:00

The whole New Year's Eve thing is dumb.

2011-12-29T21:47:00.001-05:00

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-your-new-years-resolutions-going-to-fail/ - Check out this awesome article on Cracked. I love Cracked.com.

2011-12-04T00:39:00.001-05:00

So no, that picture of you that one time all dolled up as a bridesmaid is not proper representation of what you typically look like.

2011-11-18T22:45:00.001-05:00

Check out this dude's column on IGN.com, super interesting stuff on comic books.

2011-11-18T22:41:00.001-05:00

Roger Lajoie from FAN590 responding to me because I am so cool.

2011-11-16T19:36:00.001-05:00

Comedian Mark Forward and I sharing a Twitter moment.

Awww.

2011-11-14T15:27:00.001-05:00

Me: "Can I go home?"
Coworker: "No."
Me: "Everything you say today, I'm going to take as the exact opposite. So 'no' means 'yes'."
Coworker: "It's not opposite day today, Dan."
Me: "You just proved my point."

Yeah, mind blown by my superior mental skills.

Jon Lajoie (with special guest Mark Forward), November 12th 2011

2011-11-12T22:43:00.000-05:00

Jon Lajoie (www.jonlajoie.com)

Opening act:

Mark Forward (www.markforward.com)

Great, hilarious show!

2011-11-11T13:57:00.001-05:00

Ugh, some people need to stop breathing so hard into the phone when they call me... It's like some nightmare gross phone sex I can't wake up from.

2011-11-08T21:25:00.000-05:00

Jeff Blair is a radio announcer (among other things) on Sportsnet Radio 590 The FAN here in Toronto.

2011-10-31T13:00:00.001-04:00

A coworker broke her hand and this conversation could be overheard at work today.

Coworker: "Ugh, it's so hard."
Me: "What, life?"
Coworker: "No, typing with one hand. You try doing it for like, 30 mins."
Me: "Trust me, most guys have no problems typing with one hand."

*groans from the office*

2011-10-25T13:01:00.000-04:00

If I type in a font name that I don't have on my computer, it tells me it isn't available but still asks me if I want to use it anyways... What's it going to do, kind of guess on how it should look like?

Let's try it.

Oh look, Windows chose something that looks suspiciously as 'Times New Roman' as the font style for my self created "vag" font.

Louis CK, October 15th 2011

2011-10-15T23:30:00.000-04:00

Comedian Louis CK at the Sony Centre For The Performing Arts in Toronto, ON

2011-10-06T23:03:00.003-04:00

Yeah that's right, direct message from George Takei himself to yours truly.

2011-09-30T23:59:00.001-04:00

Gah! What's the fucking point of a progress bar if it'll just restart from 0% fourteen times once it's at 100% completed?!

2011-09-27T22:11:00.002-04:00

You know at the grocery store, calling it the Express lane kind of sets up the cashier for failure.

2011-09-22T17:27:00.000-04:00

Best response to "What did you go to school for?"

(click to enlarge)

http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20060605

Toronto Triumph vs Tampa Breeze

2011-09-21T17:21:00.000-04:00

Toronto gets crushed 48-14 in one of the more ridiculous sporting events I've been to.

http://www.lflus.com/torontotriumph/

Bonus picture from my good friend Kevin:

2011-09-09T18:05:00.003-04:00

You know what they say about someone who "figured"... They make a "fig" out of "u" and "red".

2011-08-30T17:26:00.002-04:00

No, you know what's really "redeculous"? It's that you're too dumb to know how to spell.

FanExpo Canada 2011

2011-08-28T22:16:00.000-04:00

Artoo!

Anthony Daniels, aka C-3P0

Malcolm McDowell from the movie I, Spy

LEGO (or somethin') Optimus Prime

Hayden Panettiere, from Heroes and... Um, Heroes...

Kevin grieving Abin Sur's death.

hello booth babe!

Toronto Blue Jays vs Tampa Bay Devil Rays

2011-08-27T19:01:00.002-04:00

Jays lose 6-5 against the Rays.

2011-08-24T12:18:00.000-04:00

Oh Cracked.com, you make me lawl.

2011-08-22T20:27:00.001-04:00

New lines have been painted at work in our parking lot, but this nipple-dick still can't park between them. Here's an idea, leave your gas guzzling piece of shit Hummer at home or learn to drive.

(Happy Monday everyone!)

2011-08-18T10:50:00.002-04:00

Here's a novel idea... How about listening to the answer of the question you fucking asked me?

2011-08-17T17:19:00.000-04:00

Yeah I'm a huge nerd but http://whywasibanned.com/ makes me laugh a lot.

Foo Fighters with Fucked Up and The Doughboys, August 9 2011

2011-08-09T23:33:00.000-04:00

Shitty pictures, awesome concert.

2011-08-05T11:14:00.002-04:00

"Nobody wants to be here and nobody wants to leave."

From the novel The Road, by Cormac McCarthy

2011-08-04T23:22:00.002-04:00

This comic is just too awesome for words. I really wish I had come up with it.

Enjoy. It's from http://theoatmeal.com/comics/restaurant_website

So funny because it's so true (click the picture for a full sized view).

2011-08-02T10:55:00.000-04:00

Three hello's, that's really all you should give someone on the other end of a phone. If they don't reply after the third one, just hang up. You're annoying everyone else around you.