It's my world
You can't have it!

Not only do I not know the answer...
I don't even know what the question is.

"Hey girl, I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus..."

Best pick-up line ever.

Hahahaha!

Live together, die alone.

Variety is the spice of life.

"Oh no. I'm sorry to hear it. But... Also selfishly wanting to grab you in your availability. Um...for [roleplaying game] stuff, not grab in a dirty way"

Hahahaha.

It's pathetic how overactive my imagination can get.

Just when you thought your life sucked, you talk to someone who's had it fifty times worst...

Who's then followed by ten people who have it fifty times better.

Cocksuckers.

Risk everything, or gain nothing.

I'm looking for a wife so my mom doesn't have to do my laundry anymore...

Untitled

Something hilarious happened at work today, and I was going to put it in my blog but I totally forgot what it was.


It was hilarious though, trust me.

Unattainable Dream

You'd think someone could invent a fucking common stapler that doesn't jam up. We put a freakin' man on the moon for fuck's sake.

Thanks...

For a great effort...

For great entertainment...


For a great season.

GO HABS GO!