Gas duster, also known as canned air, is much more effective if you use short bursts instead of holding on to the stupid trigger, using it all up and not leaving any of it for anyone else in the office, douche.

I think I'm one of the only people I know who treats a chat conversation as a real actual conversation. Maybe I'm too courteous but I usually always put 'brb' if I step away from the keyboard and if someone is talking to me, I usually try to respond somewhat promptly.

Meh, maybe it's just me.

Skindred with Russian Roulette and Mudmen, December 16th 2009

I want to leave this voice mail message on every single voice mail I ever call for the rest of my life:

"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."

Yes chivalry is dead, but it's because women killed it.