http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-your-new-years-resolutions-going-to-fail/ - Check out this awesome article on Cracked. I love Cracked.com.

So no, that picture of you that one time all dolled up as a bridesmaid is not proper representation of what you typically look like.

Check out this dude's column on IGN.com, super interesting stuff on comic books.

Roger Lajoie from FAN590 responding to me because I am so cool.

Comedian Mark Forward and I sharing a Twitter moment.

Awww.

Me: "Can I go home?"
Coworker: "No."
Me: "Everything you say today, I'm going to take as the exact opposite. So 'no' means 'yes'."
Coworker: "It's not opposite day today, Dan."
Me: "You just proved my point."

Yeah, mind blown by my superior mental skills.

Jon Lajoie (with special guest Mark Forward), November 12th 2011

Jon Lajoie (www.jonlajoie.com)

Opening act:

Mark Forward (www.markforward.com)

Great, hilarious show!

Ugh, some people need to stop breathing so hard into the phone when they call me... It's like some nightmare gross phone sex I can't wake up from.

Jeff Blair is a radio announcer (among other things) on Sportsnet Radio 590 The FAN here in Toronto.

A coworker broke her hand and this conversation could be overheard at work today.

Coworker: "Ugh, it's so hard."
Me: "What, life?"
Coworker: "No, typing with one hand. You try doing it for like, 30 mins."
Me: "Trust me, most guys have no problems typing with one hand."

*groans from the office*

If I type in a font name that I don't have on my computer, it tells me it isn't available but still asks me if I want to use it anyways... What's it going to do, kind of guess on how it should look like?

Let's try it.

Oh look, Windows chose something that looks suspiciously as 'Times New Roman' as the font style for my self created "vag" font.

Louis CK, October 15th 2011

Comedian Louis CK at the Sony Centre For The Performing Arts in Toronto, ON

Yeah that's right, direct message from George Takei himself to yours truly.

Gah! What's the fucking point of a progress bar if it'll just restart from 0% fourteen times once it's at 100% completed?!

You know at the grocery store, calling it the Express lane kind of sets up the cashier for failure.

Best response to "What did you go to school for?"

(click to enlarge)

http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20060605

Toronto Triumph vs Tampa Breeze

Toronto gets crushed 48-14 in one of the more ridiculous sporting events I've been to. 

http://www.lflus.com/torontotriumph/

Bonus picture from my good friend Kevin:

You know what they say about someone who "figured"... They make a "fig" out of "u" and "red".

No, you know what's really "redeculous"? It's that you're too dumb to know how to spell.

FanExpo Canada 2011

FanExpo 2011 at the Metro Toronto Convention Centre

http://www.fanexpocanada.com/

Artoo! 

Anthony Daniels, aka C-3P0

Malcolm McDowell from the movie I, Spy

LEGO (or somethin') Optimus Prime

Hayden Panettiere, from Heroes and... Um, Heroes...

Kevin grieving Abin Sur's death.

hello booth babe!

Toronto Blue Jays vs Tampa Bay Devil Rays

Jays lose 6-5 against the Rays.

Oh Cracked.com, you make me lawl.

New lines have been painted at work in our parking lot, but this nipple-dick still can't park between them. Here's an idea, leave your gas guzzling piece of shit Hummer at home or learn to drive.

(Happy Monday everyone!)

Here's a novel idea... How about listening to the answer of the question you fucking asked me?

Yeah I'm a huge nerd but http://whywasibanned.com/ makes me laugh a lot.

Foo Fighters with Fucked Up and The Doughboys, August 9 2011

Shitty pictures, awesome concert.

"Nobody wants to be here and nobody wants to leave."

From the novel The Road, by Cormac McCarthy

This comic is just too awesome for words. I really wish I had come up with it.

Enjoy. It's from http://theoatmeal.com/comics/restaurant_website

So funny because it's so true (click the picture for a full sized view).

Three hello's, that's really all you should give someone on the other end of a phone. If they don't reply after the third one, just hang up. You're annoying everyone else around you.

Toronto Blue Jays vs New York Yankees

 

Jays lose 4-1 to the Yankees.