Mississauga St. Michael's Majors vs Sudbury Wolves

The Majors lose 4-1 to the Sudbury Wolves.

http://www.stmichaelsmajors.com/

http://www.sudburywolves.com/

Mark Forward with Graham Chittenden and Richard Ryder, January 28th 2012

Hilarious show at Yuk Yuk's in Mississauga featuring funny guys Mark Forward (@Mark_Forward - www.markforward.com), Graham Chittenden (@GrahamChit) and Richard Ryder (@TheRichardRyder)!

Please, everyone stop with the Mayan 2012 End of the World crap.

NASA has facts. Here, put this in your mind gullet:

http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2012.html

Yes, please keep stuffing your big fat mouth with chips while talking to me on the phone, the crunching sound makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

I love how people spew "facts" without first researching it. Thankfully we now have Google to make them look like dumb fucks in front of everyone.

Mississauga St. Michael's Majors vs Saginaw Spirit

Majors lose 3-1 vs the Saginaw Spirit.

http://www.stmichaelsmajors.com/

http://www.saginawspirit.com/

"Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word."

- Ned Stark, A Game of Thrones (George R. R. Martin)

If I was to invent a tracking device, I'd make sure I wouldn't put a very noticeable large blinking light on it.

Demetri Martin with Levi MacDougall, January 13th 2012

First row, perfectly centered.

Demetri Martin, being hilarious. (@DemetriMartin)

http://demetrimartin.com/

Funny guy Levi MacDougall (@levimacdougall) doing the beer unicorn.

http://www.levimacdougall.com/

Every time we have cake at work for a special occasion, it always looks a lot better than it tastes.

I realized today that there are three things that instantly make me mad. I wish it was world hunger or political corruptions or little puppies getting strangled but alas, it's nothing that serious.

Here they are, in no particular order:

1) The Star Wars prequels. I looked forward to The Phantom Menace like I've never looked forward to anything before. I watched the sneak peak and the trailer about a million times. I stood in line at 6am for 8 hours for presale tickets, and then another 8 hours before the show. But then, the movie sucked. I was crushed.

2) The ending of LOST. I somehow knew it was going to be a disaster but I kept hoping. It sucked, bad. I realize that the pressure was on for this to end well, and I couldn't figure out how'd they end it properly. Evidently neither did the people who wrote for the show.

3) Patrick Roy getting traded from the Montreal Canadiens. I was a huge Habs fan (I still am, but not as passionately) and Patrick Roy was my favourite player. Then the Habs traded him in what is considered to be one of the worst trades ever. I couldn't believe it. I actually stopped watching hockey from about 1995 to 2004.


Years later, these things still piss me off to no extent.

Toronto Rock vs Calgary Roughnecks

Raising the banner for the Toronto Rock's 6th Championship! 

... Unfortunately the Rock lost the game 12-9 against the Calgary Roughnecks.

I know Twitter isn't a big deal, and getting tweets from "celebrities" isn't a huge deal either but on the other hand I just think it's kind of cool because you get to interact with people you pretty much would never have a chance to otherwise.

This guy, Michael Santini played for the Brampton Battalion (OHL Team) and I always used to shout out his name like a Jawa in Star Wars (they yell out "Utini!"). I thought I'd share it with him and he retweeted it and now I have a warm fuzzy feeling inside.

The whole New Year's Eve thing is dumb.