I am a cartoon now courtesy of Greg (www.fakenation.com).
The premise of this is that I posted on Facebook for people to stop whining about the heat and this was his retort.

The one OK chick in the group that suddenly gets hit on by all the guys because she's the best there is at the time:

It's like when a seagull picks up a scrap of garbage and all the other seagulls mob it because they think it's delicious food.