Sometimes there's no need to add a caption.

In tribute to the new Fantastic Four movie (and because I found this picture while browsing in my folders)...

FLAME ON!

I always wanted a statue of a golfer jerkin' it while waiting for his ball to sink.

I came to the conclusion recently that I have a lot of Metallica t-shirts. I never realized how many over the years I had picked up, and having counted them today it turns out to be 10. I decided to take pictures and write a little bit about them.

Yes, this is a post about my t-shirts. Deal with it or fuck off.

- Front View -

- Back View -

I'll start from the top row, from the left to the right.

1. Some Kind of Monster: this t-shirt came "free" with the Some Kind of Monster single ($12 for a CD with 6 songs + a t-shirt) and is surprisingly comfortable and durable. It's an XL and I wear it fairly often. It's my only Metallica shirt that doesn't have something on the back, probably to save some cash since it was "free".
2. Birth, School, Metallica, Death: by far my favourite Metallica shirt. I got it for $9 off of eBay. Funny thing is I looked for this shirt for a long time after seeing it somewhere. I don't see a lot of people with this shirt on which makes it cool for me. I actually purchased this shirt twice as the first one was a large and was too short, didn't feel comfortable. This shirt is XL. It fucking rocks.
3. The Unforgiven: This is my newest acquisition, also from eBay. I paid $11 for it and is quickly becoming a favourite due to its comfort, size and feel. It's hard to find a good comfortable t-shirt (at least for me). XL for this one as well.
4. Master of Puppets: Not much to say about this shirt except that I see a lot of people wearing it as well. Master of Puppets is a kick ass album. It's an XL and I didn't buy this one from eBay, I got it brand new. Size is XL.
5. ... And Justice Skull: This shirt rocks and is also one of my favourites simply because it fucking looks great. It feels awesome and comfortable and I probably wear it the most after the Birth/Death one. I've made a little girl cry by pointing out the skulls and stuff on it. Size is XL.
6. Metallica Ninja Star: This shirt looked ratty probably after the third wash and it started coming apart at the seams. It's the cheapest and least favourite shirt of mine. It just looks tacky and I never wear it. I'm surprised it didn't hold up as well as the other shirts since it's the same brand. It's an XL and buried deep in a drawer.
7. Summer Sanitarium 2003: My first Metallica concert shirt. I got a large instead of an XL and because of this it shrunk and looks horrible. It has other bands on it and I've worn it maybe three times. The funny thing is that it was probably one of the most expensive shirts as concert t-shirts go for around $40 usually. Size is L (what a mistake).
8. Reload: The only white Metallica shirt I own. It's kind of boyband-ish. I never really wear it, although it is comfortable. The armpits have come apart but I always wear an undershirt t-shirt under my t-shirts so it's not like my armpit hair is just freestyling everywhere. Size is XL.
9. ... And Justice for All: I've worn the fuck out of this shirt and it's starting to come apart. I don't wear it as much anymore due to my newer ones but once in a while I do. The good thing about this shirt is that the more worn out it is, the cooler it looks. Size for this one is XL.
10. Madly in Anger With The World 2005: My second concert t-shirt, this shirt fits weird. I got it XL (learning from the first time) but it's just oddly made. Also, the show I went to isn't even on it which is retarded considering I dropped $40 for this shirt (the Toronto show was only on the L and the XXL). I don't wear it much but it's a great souvenir.

There you have it. Who knew I'd have so much to say about t-shirts? Hey, I'm bored, give me a break. Plus if I ever hit my head and get amnesia, I can read this blog and weep at how wonderful my life was before I lost my memory.

That or laugh at myself. Either way I win.

New Metallica shirt.

The last episode of the Sopranos was brilliant.

... More fun at work!

Here's a game we stumbled up on at EB Games. What are the odds that the letters covered by the price are U, C, and K?

Maybe that little girl isn't as innocent as she seems.

There's nothing worst than having one of those days where you just want to be left alone and not talk to anyone but have to work in a fucking Call Centre.

Leave me alone, I'm watching the Playoffs.

This has got to be one of the best quotes ever. Montreal Canadiens coach Guy Carbonneau on the Boston Bruins' decision to start backup goaltender Hannu Toivonen:

"It doesn't matter to us who is in net. Even if Jesus is in net, we'll try to beat him."

Montreal won the game 2-0.

For the record, I am not the one who wrote that (I don't really feel the need to write my name on stuff), but it happened to be the parking spot we were in and I found it funny, so I took a picture.

I am so sick of people going on about Facebook all the time. If you don't know what Facebook is, it's something like Myspace or some crap. It's the next big thing, yadda yadda yadda. Fuck it!

The worst is I've never been on the site, and mostly it's because everyone I know tells me how awesome it is because it made them connect with so and so and this and that and their long lost fucking cousin from Nebraska or some shit. What's next, facebook is so great 'cause it cured my blindness and gave me a hard on? I had made a myspace page before and all I got was these dumb spam sex webcam friends to add me every second day. Not that great if you ask me, and a huge waste of time. I actually deleted my page and vowed never to go on that site again.

Fuck that shit.

I was taking a leak at the urinal at work today when I glanced down and noticed a pubic hair in there (not mine). Now any guy will tell you this is not uncommon because there's absolutely no way for you to wipe the urinal or pluck your pubic hair out, hence once it falls in it is pretty much an offering to the Toilet Gods for everyone to admire.

Anyways, it made me think of something funny that I encourage everyone to try: go around the office looking for someone (preferably female, it makes it even more ironic) that has the longest darkest curliest hair possible.

Now carefully select one of these long hairs and bring it back to the urinal, and place it in such a way that even those CSI fuckers would think it had fallen from a man's hairy nut sack.

Once everyone at work is grossed out (and engrossed on the mystery of who's pubic hair that was), follow up with fake blood on the toilet seat, but this time in the women's washrooms.

This could actually even be more fun at work than a bandoleer of sticky notes.

So there's these ads up here in Canada about Kraft's Delissio frozen pizza where there's two people who argue back and forth about the pizza being take-out or Delissio, with the idea being that supposedly you can't tell the difference and that this particular brand of frozen pizza is as good as one you would order in.

Well, newsflash: We can all tell the difference...

Delissio tastes like shit.

So I happened to watch this show called "Are you smarter than a 5th grader" hosted by Jeff Foxworthy (who used to be funny).

After that experience, I feel dumber than a 5th grader simply due to fact that it's a fucking stupid ass show and made me dumb simply by watching such pointless idiotic crap.

Honestly, the whole premise sounded midly amusing...

It really is not.

I'm in relax mode.