So the Penguins win the Stanley Cup. Meh, whatever.

The only thing that makes me laugh is Marian Hossa. You see, Marian Hossa last year was with the Penguins and made it all the way to the Stanley Cup finals where they lost to... The Detroit Red Wings. So in the off season, Marian being a free agent says fuck you Pittsburgh and more money, and chooses Detroit (taking a pay cut) which he feels has the best chance of winning the Cup this year.

Of course, the Pens this year beat the Wings and won, making Marian Hossa a two year Stanley Cup finals loser.

Fuck you Marian Hossa.

I just had my Windows Live and Yahoo Messengers race by running them at the same time.

YIM won.

I wish people would at least do a Google search before blindly forwarding stuff to others. I'm just as concerned as anyone about certain things, but honestly the stupid forwards are annoying as shit.

You know you're tired when you start thinking in the 3rd person.

Ever feel like you're one small thought away from figuring it all out?

Co-worker: “How tall are you?”

Me: “Five foot-six.”

Co-worker: “Wow, you’re short.”

Me: “Really? All my life I had been under the impression that I was really tall. Thank you for crushing my perception of reality.”

I'm also excited about the new Ghostbusters video game, and the talk of a third movie!

There's been a lot of revamps of old 80s stuff (Transformers, GI JOE, etc) so why not bring back a childhood favourite?

I got the best news the other day... One of my all time favourite games is getting a sequel! First it was Sam & Max that returned to the PC, and now the same people who brought us that game (Telltale Games) are making a new Monkey Island game! It's going to be in episode format, like Sam & Max.

But that's not all, they are also going to release the original game in a Special Edition... If you've never played Monkey Island, it's a classic 1990 LucasArts adventure game where you play as Guybrush Threewood on his quest to become a pirate and free his love Elaine Marley from the undead evil pirate LeChuck. It's hilarious.

Check out the news here.

I never thought I'd turn into such an aggressive driver. Don't get me wrong, I drive safely, I just have no patience for stupidity.

Disturbed with Art of Dying, Skindred, and All That Remains, May 26th 2009

I like Twitter because it takes up exactly 5 minutes of my day keeping up to date on it.

http://twitter.com/metallicadan

Please excuse the geek moment I am about to have:

I just watched the movie Fanboys and it reminded me that yeah, Star Wars Episode I was far from the best movie I've ever seen, but the shivers down my spine when I first saw the teaser and the trailer, the waiting in line, and the pure emotions and relentless anticipation have not been matched by any movie since... 

And probably never will.

Flight of the Conchords with Eugene Mirman, April 21st 2009

Norm MacDonald, April 18th 2009

Comedian Norm MacDonald

I'm not even keeping up with my pattern of one post a month. I blame my Xbox 360 and those damn achievements.

Kevin Smith, February 7th 2009

Director Kevin Smith

It's a glorious day for my arm pits. After years of thinking that anti-perspirant was bad for you and causes Alzheimer’s and only using deodorant (which would often irritate my skin due to the perfumes in them), I have now found that the anti-perspirant is actually not bad for you.

New Year's Eve is the dumbest, most retarded and useless event of them all.

Text message forwards are even worst and lamer than e-mail forwards.

I don't get how people at work bitch and complain and make a huge deal about getting a window seat but then keep the blinds closed the whole day...