Is anyone else seeing that this whole recent media Toyota bashing is a ploy by the American car industry to try to regain some market share since most people realize that Toyotas, Hondas, etc are better cars?

Hahahaha

Q-Bert (1984)

One of the few popular educational titles. It provided perfect training for life: you spend all your time doing and undoing pointless things simply because someone told you to, one wrong step and you'll ruin everything, and other people will devote themselves to undoing even your thankless task for no other reason than they can.

from: http://www.cracked.com/funny-4233-atari-2600/

http://dilbert.com/fast/2010-02-28/

If you say something like "well, it's simple but it's not" then you're an idiot.

Haha, you thought I was going to say "you're an idiot but you're not" eh? Well I didn't, because you really are an idiot.

Wow, you're really annoying.

Urbandictionary.com entry for 'Daniel'
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=daniel

I've taken the liberty to bold the more relevant information:

This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.

Other definitions are thought to be:

Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect

Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God) cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer".

All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.

I hate people who stay in a shared spreadsheet and then go on break or lunch. Way to be a team player, douche.

I also hate waiting for help in an empty store. I was at SportChek this weekend to look for new shoes. I spent 5 minutes going up and down the shoe wall and no one assisted me so I walked out. Fuck 'em, I'll go somewhere else.

Way to go Canada!

I hate Ilya Kovalchuk.

From Don Waddell, GM of the Trashers: ""Ultimately, we offered [Kovalchuk] more than $101 million over 12 years, which would have been the highest contract signed by an impending unrestricted free agent in the history of the league. If accepted, this contract would have been the second highest offer ever to any NHL player. We also met his desire to be the highest paid player based on average annual salary with a separate offer of 7 years at $10M per year ($70M). This offer is $0.5M higher per year than any other player." --- Wow, talk about a greedy player, especially for someone who yes, scores a lot of goals but plays without heart if you ask me. I doubt he'll stay with the Devils.

What a fucking douche bag.

me: Okay it's hard for me to just say this

I do want to ask you something

but promise you won't freak out

Do you want to go to the prom together?

Liam: !!!!!

I thought you'd never ask!!!!

me: squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Liam: the answer is no

me: Hahaha

Prom FAIL

I'm blogging this.

Liam: hehehe

I'll tweet it

Gas duster, also known as canned air, is much more effective if you use short bursts instead of holding on to the stupid trigger, using it all up and not leaving any of it for anyone else in the office, douche.

I think I'm one of the only people I know who treats a chat conversation as a real actual conversation. Maybe I'm too courteous but I usually always put 'brb' if I step away from the keyboard and if someone is talking to me, I usually try to respond somewhat promptly.

Meh, maybe it's just me.

Skindred with Russian Roulette and Mudmen, December 16th 2009

I want to leave this voice mail message on every single voice mail I ever call for the rest of my life:

"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."

Yes chivalry is dead, but it's because women killed it.

Montreal Canadiens vs Tampa Bay Lightning

Canadiens fall 3-1 to Lightning.

Metallica with Lamb of God and Volbeat, October 26th 2009

Montreal Canadiens vs New York Rangers

Habs beat the Rangers 5-4 in OT with a hat trick from Michael Cammalleri.

A guy at work who constantly is picking at his crotch and digging up his nose just used a paper towel to hold the door of the washroom open for him to walk out of.

[Edit: I just realized that this is my second post in a row that mentions paper towels. I guess it's a new obsession of mine?]

Seriously, there seems to be a huge absorbtion war going on between paper towel companies these days and I'm not really sure why. I don't need to suck up a fucking pool of liquids with one piece, and I don't need it to be tough enough for me to carry a baby across the city without ripping afterwards. Fancy designs won't help me pick up dog shit any easier. Who's sitting around testing and creating these things? Fucking scientists? Is paper towel diversity that crucial to us all?

It's really not a big deal to me if I have to use a few more paper towels to wipe my counter.