World Juniors Pre-Competition: Canada vs Sweden

Canada wins 4-1 against Sweden.

Another use for google.com: checking to see where the spaghetti sauce splattered on your screen.

I'm real proud of you for brushing your teeth at work, but was it really necessary to leave your gross toothpaste spit for all to see?

When calling a co-worker for a work related inquiry:

Me: "Hey how are you?"

Co-worker: "Busy. What do you want?"

With a response like that? For you to go fuck yourself, okay? Thanks.

Toronto Marlies vs Hamilton Bulldogs

Bulldogs beat Marlies 3-1.

Crash Test Dummies with Colleen Brown, October 14 2010

Colleen Brown

Crash Test Dummies

Ottawa Senators vs Montreal Canadiens

Canadiens beat the Sens 4-3.

Toronto Maple Leafs vs. Montreal Canadiens

The Canadiens lose 3-2 against the Leafs.

Every time I kill a fly, I yell out "FUCK YOU!" as a message to all of its brothers and sisters who have elluded me over the years.

Umbrellas are for kids and women.

Alice in Chains with the Deftones and Mastodon, September 18 2010

I know these are blurry as shit but it's a stupid cell phone camera so what do you expect...

Mastodon

Deftones

Alice in Chains

Alice in Chains

Hamilton Tiger-Cats vs Montreal Alouettes

The Alouettes beat the Tiger-Cats 27-6.

Disturbed with Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour and Halestorm (Uproar Festival), August 25 2010

Halestorm

Stone Sour

Avenged Sevenfold

Disturbed

Disturbed

Even long stories can be summarized in a few sentences.

Really, you're gonna use both the hand dryer AND the paper towels?

Me: "I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 3,465,252"

Co-worker: "69"

Me: "... Damn it."

Just For Laughs Toronto, July 8th 2010

Hosted by Demetri Martin.

Line up:

Tim Minchin

Harland Williams

Gabriel Iglesias

Elon Gold

Tommy Tiernan

Who's the 10th dentist that doesn't agree with the other 9? Seriously, can they not just kick him out, or bribe him? There's honestly a dentist out there that DOESN'T agree that brushing your teeth is good for you?

That's like 9 out of 10 doctors think you should take cough medicine for your sore throat. The 10th one thinks you should swallow a sword. But it's cool, he totally went to Carnival Medical School.

Happy Canada Day!

GO HABS GO! A little something I threw together in Photoshop...

Women + Hockey + Habs = AWESOME!