Toronto Rock vs Washington Stealth

http://www.torontorock.com/article/rock-win-6th-championship

Toronto Rock win NLL championship 8-7!

Someone told me today: "I always tell people to never piss off the redhead [referring to herself]".

Newsflash: You'd still be a bitch even if you dyed your hair.

Toronto Blue Jays vs Detroit Tigers

The Jays get crushed 9-0 with Detroit Tigers' Justin Verlander getting a no-hitter.

Toronto Rock vs Rochester Knighthawks

The Toronto Rock beat Rochester 10-8 (playoff game)

Oh Snopes.com, how I wish that the mindless dick bags who forward me chain letters had checked you first so I wouldn't have to ridicule them so badly in front of everyone.

Death Track Dolls vs Smoke City Betties

‎115-62 for the Death Track Dolls

http://www.deathtrackdolls.com/

http://www.smokecitybetties.com/

Holy shit, this is so true.


"I've linked my Twitter account so if you're already following me on Twitter, you can see the same post twice, only I won't log into Facebook to acknowledge your comments. I'll also use Twitter syntax even though it doesn't belong on Facebook. #LOL #TwitterOnFacebook #HashtagJokes"


Source: http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af11

Talking about the weather: saving me from awkward silences and conversations since 1982 (yes, I talked about the weather when I was 2 years old).

Toronto Blue Jays vs Minnesota Twins

Jays lose 4-3 to the Twins

(and I don't get one of the 10,000 José Bautista bobbleheads!)

All work and no play makes Dan a dull boy.

Mississauga St. Michael's Majors vs. Sudbury Wolves

Majors decisive win over the Wolves, 4-0

http://www.stmichaelsmajors.com/

http://www.sudburywolves.com/

Guelph Storm vs. Kingston Frontenacs

Storm win 4-2 over the Frontenacs.

http://www.guelphstorm.com/

http://www.kingstonfrontenacs.com/

Toronto Rock vs Rochester Knighthawks

The Rock beat the Knighthawks 10-5.

Montreal Canadiens vs New Jersey Devils

Canadiens lose 4-1 against the Devils.

Brampton Battalion vs London Knights

The Battalion lose 4-2 against the Knights.

http://www.battalionhockey.com/

http://www.londonknights.com/

Toronto Rock vs Buffalo Bandits

The Rock beat the Bandits 8-5.

Brampton Battalion vs Sudbury Wolves

The Battalion loses 3-1 against the Wolves.

http://www.battalionhockey.com/

http://www.sudburywolves.com/

CHL/NHL Top Prospects Game

Team Orr wins 7-1 over Team Cherry.

http://www.homehardwaretopprospectsgame.com/

Mississauga St. Michael's Majors vs. Ottawa 67s

The Majors win 6-1 against the 67s.

http://www.stmichaelsmajors.com/

http://www.ottawa67s.com/

Toronto Rock vs Edmonton Rush

The Rock beat the Rush 13-7.