I can understand a grammar error here and there or a typo once in a while, but come on people, learn how to fucking spell at least better than a five year old.

Mississauga St.Michael's Majors vs Niagara IceDogs

The Majors lose their last home game of the season 2-0 against the Niagara IceDogs.

http://www.stmichaelsmajors.com 

http://www.niagaraicedogs.net/ 

The Black Keys with Arctic Monkeys, March 14 2012

The Black Keys at the ACC!

Who's laughing so much at the lame jokes during sitcoms?

Why is yogurt suddenly taking on the mission of making me poop more?

Toronto Rock vs Washington Stealth

The Rock are defeated 14-9 by the Stealth, and that sucked. Good game overall though.

http://www.torontorock.com

So this is friggin' brilliant: Star Wars: The Machete Order

It suggests watching the movies in this order: IV, V, II, III, VI and leaving out Episode I (treating it like bonus material, or back story kind of like the Clone Wars cartoons or the books).

The guy on the site makes a really compelling argument, and I agree with him 100%. If I ever find someone who's never seen the Star Wars movies, I'm going with this.

Of course for great reviews and arguments as to why and how the Star Wars Prequels suck, you have to check out Plinkett's reviews on RedLetterMedia. It's a long listen but worth it, I think.

Also, I haven't seen Phantom Menace in 3D and I probably have no plans to.

I received the 2nd best spam email today. Here's the picture (click to enlarge... YOUR BONER):

#1 best spam picture ever? Here it is (no lie, I got this in an email years ago... and kept it...)

Mississauga St. Michael's Majors vs Erie Otters

Majors destroy the Otters 6-0!

http://www.stmichaelsmajors.com/

http://www.ottershockey.com/

Toronto Rock vs Philadelphia Wings

The Toronto Rock lose 14-8 against Philly.

http://www.torontorock.com/

Mississauga St. Michael's Majors vs the Brampton Battalion

Brampton wins 3-2 in a shootout over the Majors.

http://www.stmichaelsmajors.com/

http://www.battalionhockey.com/

Scott Faulconbridge, February 16th 2012

Saw funny guy Scott Faulconbridge at Yuk Yuk's in Vaughan. Great show, too bad about these old Italians who sat in the front row and were douche bags the whole time.

http://scottfaulconbridge.com/

Twitter: @scottythecomic

Jeff Ross (Roast Master General) with Tony Hinchcliffe, February 11th 2012

Awesomely funny show. Unfortunately Whitney Houston died during the show (or it was announced anyways) but fortunately it lead to some funny moments. Yes, it's too soon.

http://roastmastergeneral.com/

Twitter: @realjeffreyross / @TonyHinchcliffe

Mississauga St. Michael's Majors vs Sudbury Wolves

The Majors lose 4-1 to the Sudbury Wolves.

http://www.stmichaelsmajors.com/

http://www.sudburywolves.com/

Mark Forward with Graham Chittenden and Richard Ryder, January 28th 2012

Hilarious show at Yuk Yuk's in Mississauga featuring funny guys Mark Forward (@Mark_Forward - www.markforward.com), Graham Chittenden (@GrahamChit) and Richard Ryder (@TheRichardRyder)!

Please, everyone stop with the Mayan 2012 End of the World crap.

NASA has facts. Here, put this in your mind gullet:

http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2012.html

Yes, please keep stuffing your big fat mouth with chips while talking to me on the phone, the crunching sound makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

I love how people spew "facts" without first researching it. Thankfully we now have Google to make them look like dumb fucks in front of everyone.

Mississauga St. Michael's Majors vs Saginaw Spirit

Majors lose 3-1 vs the Saginaw Spirit.

http://www.stmichaelsmajors.com/

http://www.saginawspirit.com/

"Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word."

- Ned Stark, A Game of Thrones (George R. R. Martin)