Oh Snopes.com, how I wish that the mindless dick bags who forward me chain letters had checked you first so I wouldn't have to ridicule them so badly in front of everyone.

Death Track Dolls vs Smoke City Betties

‎115-62 for the Death Track Dolls

http://www.deathtrackdolls.com/

http://www.smokecitybetties.com/

Holy shit, this is so true.


"I've linked my Twitter account so if you're already following me on Twitter, you can see the same post twice, only I won't log into Facebook to acknowledge your comments. I'll also use Twitter syntax even though it doesn't belong on Facebook. #LOL #TwitterOnFacebook #HashtagJokes"


Source: http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af11

Talking about the weather: saving me from awkward silences and conversations since 1982 (yes, I talked about the weather when I was 2 years old).

Toronto Blue Jays vs Minnesota Twins

Jays lose 4-3 to the Twins

(and I don't get one of the 10,000 José Bautista bobbleheads!)

All work and no play makes Dan a dull boy.

Mississauga St. Michael's Majors vs. Sudbury Wolves

Majors decisive win over the Wolves, 4-0

http://www.stmichaelsmajors.com/

http://www.sudburywolves.com/

Guelph Storm vs. Kingston Frontenacs

Storm win 4-2 over the Frontenacs.

http://www.guelphstorm.com/

http://www.kingstonfrontenacs.com/

Toronto Rock vs Rochester Knighthawks

The Rock beat the Knighthawks 10-5.

Montreal Canadiens vs New Jersey Devils

Canadiens lose 4-1 against the Devils.

Brampton Battalion vs London Knights

The Battalion lose 4-2 against the Knights.

http://www.battalionhockey.com/

http://www.londonknights.com/

Toronto Rock vs Buffalo Bandits

The Rock beat the Bandits 8-5.

Brampton Battalion vs Sudbury Wolves

The Battalion loses 3-1 against the Wolves.

http://www.battalionhockey.com/

http://www.sudburywolves.com/

CHL/NHL Top Prospects Game

Team Orr wins 7-1 over Team Cherry.

http://www.homehardwaretopprospectsgame.com/

Mississauga St. Michael's Majors vs. Ottawa 67s

The Majors win 6-1 against the 67s.

http://www.stmichaelsmajors.com/

http://www.ottawa67s.com/

Toronto Rock vs Edmonton Rush

The Rock beat the Rush 13-7.

It seems that getting someone angry is a sure way to get the truth.

World Juniors Pre-Competition: Canada vs Sweden

Canada wins 4-1 against Sweden.

Another use for google.com: checking to see where the spaghetti sauce splattered on your screen.

I'm real proud of you for brushing your teeth at work, but was it really necessary to leave your gross toothpaste spit for all to see?