Okay so I needed to go take a piss at work today and something peculiar happened that I thought I'd share.

For some reason, in men's washrooms, some guys decide to spit out their gum in the urinals instead of the garbage. It's really gross and inconsiderate to the people who have to clean it up but it is what it is.

So anyways, as I was standing there relieving myself, I glanced down (to make sure my aim was true) and there, in the middle of the urinal, was a chunk of chewed up gum as big as a motherfucking golf ball.

So it dawned on me, a great pearl of wisdom:

No one needs to chew that much gum.