I hate when people say "What, you don't know?" when you ask them a question. Obviously, dickwad, if I knew the fucking answer I wouldn't ask the question.
In fact, I may be stupid to have asked, but you're a billion times the dumb ass for asking me if I knew or not.
That's all for tonight.
Wait! I got one.
ReplyDeleteWhen you say something like... "I made an apple pie. It's cooling in the kitchen."
And the person you were talking to replies, "You made a pie? Where is it?"
I weep for humanity at this point.