And in the "What in the fuck?!" department, this website about how to hug a girl who is taller than you is messed up...

A few excerpts:

"Be careful when you hug, and make sure the girl wants to hug back; you don't want to give the impression that you are hugging her just to put your head in her breasts."

"If you must hug ensure that the side of your head is located on the outside portion of one breast to keep yourself from sliding between them or staring at them."

"If you have enough confidence and plan to be hugging a taller girl a lot get comfortable with the idea of breasts in your face. It may be possible to ignore them."