I think I'm one of the only people I know who treats a chat conversation as a real actual conversation. Maybe I'm too courteous but I usually always put 'brb' if I step away from the keyboard and if someone is talking to me, I usually try to respond somewhat promptly.

Meh, maybe it's just me.

Skindred with Russian Roulette and Mudmen, December 16th 2009

I want to leave this voice mail message on every single voice mail I ever call for the rest of my life:

"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."

Yes chivalry is dead, but it's because women killed it.

Montreal Canadiens vs Tampa Bay Lightning

Canadiens fall 3-1 to Lightning.

Metallica with Lamb of God and Volbeat, October 26th 2009

Montreal Canadiens vs New York Rangers

Habs beat the Rangers 5-4 in OT with a hat trick from Michael Cammalleri.

A guy at work who constantly is picking at his crotch and digging up his nose just used a paper towel to hold the door of the washroom open for him to walk out of.

[Edit: I just realized that this is my second post in a row that mentions paper towels. I guess it's a new obsession of mine?]

Seriously, there seems to be a huge absorbtion war going on between paper towel companies these days and I'm not really sure why. I don't need to suck up a fucking pool of liquids with one piece, and I don't need it to be tough enough for me to carry a baby across the city without ripping afterwards. Fancy designs won't help me pick up dog shit any easier. Who's sitting around testing and creating these things? Fucking scientists? Is paper towel diversity that crucial to us all?

It's really not a big deal to me if I have to use a few more paper towels to wipe my counter.

A few driving tips:

- Don't hit the breaks when you're changing lanes on the highway.

- Go at least the speed limit. Seriously.

- Don't drive like a douche if you're on your cell.

- When you have the advance turn, pay attention and go.

- Don't be stupid and don't crash into me.

Toronto Blue Jays vs Baltimore Orioles

The Jays beat the Orioles 3-2.

My nephew Eryk was born at 3:18 on July 28th 2009.

This is probably one of the funniest spelling errors I've ever read on the Internet: the person wrote "QAWINSADINCADENTLY" when trying to spell "coincidentally".

Certain allergies are the worst, and not just because of the health implication but because of what it does to your self confidence. Take for example the peanut allergy. We’re taking about something smaller than a cockroach having the potential to end your life. You couldn’t even kill me if you made a bullet out of a peanut and shot it at my forehead, but if you’re allergic you take one small bite and ugh, game over. It’s a little hard to be all manly and tough when someone can keep you at bay with a Reese’s Pieces.

If the candy companies were smart, they’d get in league with the government and get all of the child molesters to be infused with a peanut allergy. This way kids would be encouraged to walk around with peanut products and keep the sexual predators away. It’s safe and helps the economy.

Not a sexual predator.

It really annoys me when I receive a Word document that is one page, but the sender has left a 2^nd blank page. It’s really not that hard to go to the second page and delete the blank spots. It actually makes me laugh when these documents are sent from higher up in the company. It’s Microsoft Word people, it’s not that hard to figure out.

If you do this, you're quite possibly a douche.

Holy fuck, Left 4 Dead is so much fun.

I took this picture.

How can such a tiny papercut hurt so friggin' much?!

Happy Canada Day