Toronto Blue Jays vs New York Mets

Jays lose 6-5 against the Mets in interleague play. Still a great game with a home run by Bautista and a good comeback attempt. Over 40,000 came out to an open domed Rogers Centre.

So I was looking at the trailer for Bob Dylan's movie called "Don't Look Back" and I had to take a screenshot of this because it's so awesome.

Even Bob Dylan thinks you FAIL.

Toronto Rock vs Rochester Knighthawks

The Rock lose 17-13 to the Knighthawks on what wasn't goalie Nick Rose's best game to end their playoff hopes for 2012.

On a good note, I did get seat upgrades from Maddogg (haha) from Virgin Radio 99.9 (which I never listen to) because we were at the Jack Astor's pre-game event. Not bad, not bad at all.

Bonus pic: Cheerleaders! (@Rock_Cheer)

http://torontorock.com/

Congratulations are in order to the guy at work who married his own bowel movement. That's the only explanation I have for him leaving about fifty little pieces of toilet paper confetti sprinkled all around the stall in celebration.

People are so fucking gross.

Toronto Rock vs Buffalo Bandits

The Toronto Rock win the first game of the 2012 NLL playoffs by beating the Buffalo Bandits by a score of 7-6 after being down 0-4 in the first quarter. What a great come back game!

http://www.torontorock.com/

Spoiler Alert: if you send all of your emails to me as urgent (even when they aren't), I'm going to ignore the urgency of all of your emails because obviously you don't understand the basic concept of when something is urgent and when it is not.

Toronto Blue Jays vs Seattle Mariners

The Jays crush the Seattle Mariners 7-0 in part thanks to great pitching from Brandon Morrow and a grand slam by Edwin Encarnacion. We had great (free) tickets right by third base in section 116.

WTF is this planking bullshit. I don't think I've ever seen anything dumber in my whole life.

Someone just posted on Facebook that their dog died but 5 minutes before had a "Create Your Own Tim Horton's Cup" post.

Nothing helps mourning a loved family pet like a big ol' cup of double-double coffee.

I've been spending too much time on Twitter. Today one of my coworkers was annoying me and I clearly thought in my head "#You'reAMoron".

I just heard my coworker repeat a phrase on the phone in the exact same way (tone, pronunciation, timing) and I'm wondering if I just witnessed a glitch in the Matrix.

I can understand a grammar error here and there or a typo once in a while, but come on people, learn how to fucking spell at least better than a five year old.

Mississauga St.Michael's Majors vs Niagara IceDogs

The Majors lose their last home game of the season 2-0 against the Niagara IceDogs.

http://www.stmichaelsmajors.com 

http://www.niagaraicedogs.net/ 

The Black Keys with Arctic Monkeys, March 14 2012

The Black Keys at the ACC!

Who's laughing so much at the lame jokes during sitcoms?

Why is yogurt suddenly taking on the mission of making me poop more?

Toronto Rock vs Washington Stealth

The Rock are defeated 14-9 by the Stealth, and that sucked. Good game overall though.

http://www.torontorock.com

So this is friggin' brilliant: Star Wars: The Machete Order

It suggests watching the movies in this order: IV, V, II, III, VI and leaving out Episode I (treating it like bonus material, or back story kind of like the Clone Wars cartoons or the books).

The guy on the site makes a really compelling argument, and I agree with him 100%. If I ever find someone who's never seen the Star Wars movies, I'm going with this.

Of course for great reviews and arguments as to why and how the Star Wars Prequels suck, you have to check out Plinkett's reviews on RedLetterMedia. It's a long listen but worth it, I think.

Also, I haven't seen Phantom Menace in 3D and I probably have no plans to.

I received the 2nd best spam email today. Here's the picture (click to enlarge... YOUR BONER):

#1 best spam picture ever? Here it is (no lie, I got this in an email years ago... and kept it...)

Mississauga St. Michael's Majors vs Erie Otters

Majors destroy the Otters 6-0!

http://www.stmichaelsmajors.com/

http://www.ottershockey.com/