Friday, June 30, 2006

"See, these guys thought The 40 Year Old Virgin was a documentary."


- Michele

Wednesday, June 28, 2006


Tip: Don't buy a toothbrush from a yard sale.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Patience Dan, patience.

Dammit, my mind won't stop playing tricks on me.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed.

And I gotta tell ya...

It feels phenomenal.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Hey!

Wait!

I've got a new complaint...
Forever in debt to your priceless advice.

... Your advice...

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Fuck the World Cup, tonight belongs to Hockey.

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Why do people get mad when you ask them to stop sending you forwards?

First of all, I never read e-mail forwards unless they are sent directly to me. This is mostly because it seems I get sent the same 5 e-mails constantly. It's not like it's an original e-mail they created and decided to send to me (those I don't mind at all).

Secondly, I don't like forwards because people usually don't know how to forward correctly. There's a billion scrolling down to do, and they have everyone's e-mail addresses showing. I don't want strangers to have my e-mail address (the exception to this rule of course is hot chicks).

Forwarding 101: You send the e-mail to yourself and you Bcc: everyone else.

You'd think this would be common fucking courtesy at this point.

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Take a good look at me now
You should have never had a doubt
Is that you I hear screamin' my name?

I'm a roller
I'm a rider


A number one motherfucking survivor.

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Monday, June 05, 2006

Don't you just hate false advertisement... -_-

Sunday, June 04, 2006

You know what they say, rough mornings usually follow good nights.