Tuesday, October 23, 2007

After uselessly telling the world that Harry Potter character Dumbledore was gay, J.K. Rowling (author of the books) will now reveal that Ron was Black, Hermione was Chinese and Hagrid was into bestiality so that we can all be happy at how diversified and progressive her characters have now become, months after the release of the last book in the series...

Wow, doesn't that make the 27 people who haven't read the Harry Potter series want to rush out and buy them?

I hope Dumbledore wears rainbow coloured robes in the movie.

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