Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Does anyone else feel like listening to someone's dream is a waste of time. Don't get this confused with listening to someone's dreams as in hopes and ambitions, I mean someone who tells you about the fucked up dream they had last night.

Now if it's a hot chick who's telling you about this crazy sex dream her and her twin sister were having about you, then by all means ignore this rant. But if a co-worker starts blabbing about some dream they had of them running in a field of purple leprechaun faces while wearing Edward from Twilight's face as a mask and having the body of Big Bird, does anyone really give a shit? I mean saying "dude, I had a fucked up dream last night" is fine, but tell me about a REAL life experience instead of some long drawn out recounting of "I was in my house but not really because the living room was my grandma's old house but we were really in the shed and suddenly Alec Baldwin was there but he was my dad and he had long banana fingers and kept trying to diddle me with them."

Seriously, I don't give a shit. No one else does. I always tune out when someone tells me about their boring ass dream.

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