Thursday, August 10, 2006

Okay keeping up with my recent ranting, I fucking hate when you go out to a restaurant, order an appetizer and before you finish it, they bring out your main course.

See the dilemma is that if you stop eating your appetizer in order to move on to your main meal, you paid all that money for nothing. If you don't sacrifice your appetizer to the Anxious Waitress Goddess, then your main dish gets cold and tastes like shit. So then in order for this not to happen, you start wolfing down the rest of your appetizer, eating way too fast, ruining your digestive pace. It's a lose-lose situation. You don't just pay for the food, you pay for the spot to relax and enjoy a meal.

I mean they have those heating lamps in the kitchen, just fucking wait a few minutes until I'm done.

It's really not that complicated.

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