So the Penguins win the Stanley Cup. Meh, whatever.
The only thing that makes me laugh is Marian Hossa. You see, Marian Hossa last year was with the Penguins and made it all the way to the Stanley Cup finals where they lost to... The Detroit Red Wings. So in the off season, Marian being a free agent says fuck you Pittsburgh and more money, and chooses Detroit (taking a pay cut) which he feels has the best chance of winning the Cup this year.
Of course, the Pens this year beat the Wings and won, making Marian Hossa a two year Stanley Cup finals loser.
Fuck you Marian Hossa.